This Friday, September 9th, The Hardcore Jollies will be performing FREE FREE FREE! at The Fifth Estate (506 5th Ave btwn 12th and 13th st Park Slope Brooklyn NY).  Also, thrashing about will be metal monsters, Switchblade(at 9pm) and more musical magnificence served up by Generator Ohm(at 10pm).  The Hardcore Jollies(at 11pm) will be topping off the night.

.....a junkman's convention, a diamond heist, identical switched suitcases, a chase scene.....this is the story of The Hardcore Jollies. Not only are we a rock band and a lifestyle, we are an enigmatic puzzle never to be solved. We are journeymen on our way to a civilization beyond the discotheques and psychedelics of America. We are the Hardcore Jollies.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Hard At Work

     As of late, reports of friction amongst members of The Hardcore Jollies have begun appearing on numerous internet tabloid sites.  These rumors are unfounded and are in fact part of a diabolical scheme perpetrated by the NAAFA (The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance).  In recent weeks The Hardcore Jollies have joined First Lady, Michelle Obama, in her initiative to fight child obesity.  This particular issue hits close to home for Hardcore Jollies' guitarist, Richard Levis and drummer Bej.  Both were formerly 'fat kids' during their grade school years.  Recently, they have utilized their new found influence as pop music icons to produce 'hip' work out videos.  Watch as they flex their musical muscles to the max.......


LOOK AT THESE SLEDER YOUNG LADS ....myspace.com/thehardcorejollies

     The Hardcore Jollies live on in their struggle to improve humanity.  It is their goal to perfect Rock and Roll while bettering their fan's physique.  There is no better song to sculp one's buns to than Olivia Newton-John's hit single, Physical. 
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