This Friday, September 9th, The Hardcore Jollies will be performing FREE FREE FREE! at The Fifth Estate (506 5th Ave btwn 12th and 13th st Park Slope Brooklyn NY).  Also, thrashing about will be metal monsters, Switchblade(at 9pm) and more musical magnificence served up by Generator Ohm(at 10pm).  The Hardcore Jollies(at 11pm) will be topping off the night.

.....a junkman's convention, a diamond heist, identical switched suitcases, a chase scene.....this is the story of The Hardcore Jollies. Not only are we a rock band and a lifestyle, we are an enigmatic puzzle never to be solved. We are journeymen on our way to a civilization beyond the discotheques and psychedelics of America. We are the Hardcore Jollies.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

New Pics!

     Yesterday world renown music photojournalist, Chris Gersbeck, unveiled a series of candid portraits from The Hardcore Jollies most recent show at  the Trash Bar.  These photos capture the unbridled, raw angst and emotion of a Hardcore Jollies live performance.  It was a privilege to be his muse for an evening.  Check his website for info...... http://chrisgersbeck.com

     The evening, however, later took an unfortunate twist.  A thieving, Nazi, pedophile stole one of Chris's lenses straight out of the case while he was shooting the event.  As of now, the lens has not been recovered.  To the perpetrator of this crime, The Hardcore Jollies do not condone this sort of behavior at our shows.  If we find you, we will suffocate you with a relentless barrage  farts in your face.  
     Upon questioning by the authorities, investigators have identified a 'person of interest'.  With the help of a sketch artist an image is available to the public.....

If anybody has any information, please contact The Hardcore Jollies ASAP.
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