This Friday, September 9th, The Hardcore Jollies will be performing FREE FREE FREE! at The Fifth Estate (506 5th Ave btwn 12th and 13th st Park Slope Brooklyn NY).  Also, thrashing about will be metal monsters, Switchblade(at 9pm) and more musical magnificence served up by Generator Ohm(at 10pm).  The Hardcore Jollies(at 11pm) will be topping off the night.

.....a junkman's convention, a diamond heist, identical switched suitcases, a chase scene.....this is the story of The Hardcore Jollies. Not only are we a rock band and a lifestyle, we are an enigmatic puzzle never to be solved. We are journeymen on our way to a civilization beyond the discotheques and psychedelics of America. We are the Hardcore Jollies.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!!!

After a long and arduous interview process, The Hardcore Jollies have finally hired a management company to represent the band's expanding interests in the music world.  We are proud to welcome Mr. Rodney Dezmund to our family and are excited about this new partnership with Dezmund Enterprises.  From our inception Mr. Dezmund has expressed a keen interest in the development of our band.  It was his persistence that persuaded us that he was the man for the job.  Any of Mr. Dezmund's apparent ties to the Gambino crime syndicate are mere conjecture and hearsay by the left wing media.  Upon investigation the band has concluded that these rumors are completely false.  Aside from his suspected mob ties, Mr. Dezmund is also the founder of the well known gossip website, Hotcomb Blogspot.  We believe that his connections within the entertainment industry will propel The Hardcore Jollies to new heights.   Click this link  to see some other artists that Mr Dezmund has worked with in the past. Welcome, Mr. Dezmund. 

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